Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Not to sound too obsessed with things that you keep finding, but did you ever locate the owner of that lost pubic hair that came with your brand new dryer? And out of curiosity, what colour was it, because I keep tabs on all of mine.

I have not located the owner...YET. It was black or very dark brown. I could pull it from the garbage and run a DNA analysis on it. Would you care to donate a DNA sample for comparison purposes? We could rule you out fairly quickly and quite definitively that way.

Ask me anything

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Actually, unless the hair root came with it, DNA testing is going to be quite difficult..