Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Thought of the Day 2010 #78 - How to Tell You're in a Fancy Hotel

1. There's a soaking tub in the bathroom deeper than 3" deep.
2. The drapes have auto controls next to the bed.
3. There's a phone and television in the bathroom.
4. The in-room snacks are on a weight sensitive tray. If you take
something off for more than 30 seconds you get automatically charged for
that item.
5. It smells nice.
6. No bugs.
7. Mattress doesn't poke at you.
8. Laundry bags are fabric-like rather than plastic.
9. Two sinks.
10. Many lighting options.