Monday, May 18, 2009

Thought of the Day #134 - Airport Nakedness

I know I've mentioned this before, but it bears (bares! heh.)
repeating...if you're overly concerned about the airport screening
machines that show your body in some sort of quasi-nakedness, get over
yourself. You ain't got nuttin' special under those clothes.

I knew Jason Chaffetz was a numbnut before he was elected to Congress
this past year, but since he's a numbnut and a freshman congressman
from Utah, he's sponsored a bill trying to get this screening procedure
legislated. ( ) Because, you
know, we need to control all of this free-wheelin' nakedness going on at
the airport. My guess is that he's worried that his body image is going
to end up on YouTube along with all of the other guys with little
penises. Get over yourself! Lots of people have little penises. Lots of
people have big ones, too. Getting a blurry (or even not blurry) image
of your numbnuts in public should be the last of your worries, Mr.


Gary said...

I am curious about this but think doesn't work. it sounds very intreguing.