Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Stupid Food Creations

Topping my list of new stupid food creations -- Oscar Meyer Fast Frank. Take something that's super easy to make -- the simple hot dog and make it even simpler. Package it in a "conventient" 3 pack and promise "bakery fresh" buns after it's been 'waved. I really didn't think this was serious. Next thing you know, there's going to be strips of ketchup and mustard that you peel and stick on the dog. It's going to save you time and of course it'll taste just like *real* ketchup and mustard. Oh, wait...an even better idea than the lazy dog. Why not sell toast already toasted? It'll save SOOOO much time and really, it'll taste just like real toast straight from your toaster plus or minus a few extra chemicals....

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi Catay,
You do not have kids, I can tell. Simple makes it easier for them. This way they cannot forget to have bought the buns to go with the dogs!
Did you ever notice that hot dog buns are usually wrapped at 8 to a bag while normal hot dogs are 6 to a package? Unless you think you can eat 24 hot dogs at a sitting, that means something has got to be left over.
At least this way nothing should ever go stale!
Sincerely,
Andrew
PS Love your suggestions for
ketchup and mustard :-)

Anonymous said...

Have you seen the peanut butter slices?!? I just saw them for the first time a couple of days ago..they are simultaneously squicky and fascinating.

-jamie

Cat said...

Jamie, is that like American Cheese slices? That's how I'm picturing it. That sounds kind of interesting. What do they add to keep it solid? Jello?

Cat said...

Ok...I think I found the PB info...
http://www.pbslices.com
Who knew? Well, I guess Jamie did! :-)