Wednesday, March 28, 2001

So, I was putting on my underarm deodorant this morning, and it occurred to me that the new scent called, "Ambition," really leads me to believe that I could be selling myself short. I mean I now have "ambition" under my arms, "confidence" in my underwear (thanks to panty liners), "vibrance", "vitality" & "bounce" in my hair (thanks to shampoo) and "sparkle" & "healthy" in my mouth (thanks to my toothpaste).(Not to mention "energy" from my morning's energy drink!) If all this isn't a reason to become a politician, nothing is. Well, hmmm...maybe I should find a product that will grant me "deceit" also? Yeah, that would make it complete. ;-)