Sunday, September 03, 2000

How to put a duvet cover on your king size comforter by yourself.
1) Fold the top of the comforter down to the bottom.
2) Fold the right side over the left.
3) Smoosh the comforter through the hole in the duvet
4) Get the bottom left corner into the bottom left corner of the duvet cover.
5) Crawl into duvet cover.
6) Panic that you are caught in the duvet cover and will never be freed.
7) Breathe deeply.
8) Relax
9) Realize that even if you do get caught inside, the rest will be comfy on top of the four layers of the feather comforter/duvet. 12+ inches of fluff!
10) Unfold the right side of the comforter to the right side of the cover so that bottom right corner of the duvet mooshes properly into the right hand cover corner.
11) Find the exit of the duvet cover
12) Climb out.
13) Pull the top end of the duvet towards the top end of the cover.
14) Moosh the corners of the duvet into the corners of the cover.
15) Button up the cover.
16) Sleep.